I’d be more inclined to buy from that guy than someone with a bright shiny truck
SNCTrini77
Looks more like a meth lab
datdatguy1234567
Honestly you’d either die, or hit another dimension of brisket flavour in this situation.
Nothing in between!
Vohn_Jogel64
Obeserecords
Based on the confidence I’d probably buy one off this guy.
Sweaty-taxman
I mean, brisket originally was a poor man’s meat. I’m sure this either kills uou or changes your life
AntiquesCh0deSh0w
Probably the “$5 Ribeye” truck’s younger brother
BoatFromSpeed2
Nah, you’ve got it all wrong. The van is encouraging people to smoke brisket.
dick_fitzwell27
The adult version of the Econoline with “free candy” on the side. Not falling for this one again
DoubleWrongdoer5207
Is this the brisket that you roll up and smoke? I’m in
Bulldog_Fan_4
“Not meth” is probably on the other side.
BuckNaykidd
OP probably was that kid that would get in a van that said “free candy” on the side.
buboop61814
I’m willing to bet they have amongst the best brisket you’ll ever have
Tsev33
paulbunyan3031
That’s either going to mean the best brisket you’ve ever eaten or the worst diarrhea you’ve ever experienced. There is no middle ground here.
gcollins717
It has 99% probability of being the absolute best brisket you’ve ever had in your life. There is also one percent chance that it’s just heroin. Either way, could be a huge win.
Evening_Spend3171
This is the equivalent of writing “free candy” but for dads
BullfrogSuccessful34
Id be kidnapped and more pissed about there not being any brisket.
RamirezBackyardBBQ
Apparently, I have to go to another location to get the brisket. Seems fishy, but imma trust them on it. Must be really good. Alright, getting into the shuttle van. I’ll post a picture of the brisket when I get it. I’m getting brisket!
It’s the BBQ equivalent of of the minivan selling the worlds greatest tamales
ohnews
old man trap
everymanawildcat
Maybe they’re just instructions. It’s good advice, really.
cjk813
The worse the grammar the better the BBQ.
Ambitious_Toe_4357
May as well be a white van with “free candy inside” written with the same creepy vibe.
Khrull
Probably best brisket you’ll ever have
VoiceGuyNextDoor
Man if you would have seen the place I bought my wife and I jerk chicken in Jamaica. It wasn’t like our first time or anything, but just…sketchy.
Holy hell, it was freaking amazing. So savory and tender.
Laugh-Fly-43
I think it would be ok. Now if it said and candy I’d be very suspicious.
Trekgiant8018
I guess its better than saying “Free Candy”.
Country_Gravy420
At least it doesn’t say Grape Van like in Workaholics
DrZeus104
I had some of the best ribs I ever had in a shack off a hiway in Georgia. There was literally 3 guys working on a pickup truck in the “parking lot”. Like on jack stands, guy under the truck working and 2 guys smoking cigs telling him what he’s doing wrong. My only regret is not adding the brisket to my order.
halermine
I think this is my barbecue origin story:
1989. I was leaving DC in a van with some friends, and we saw an old crusty black school bus with the sides cut open as a service window, and a smoke stack sticking out of the top. A black sign out by the busy road said ‘BBQ’. There was a long line of neighborhood folks.
We all turned our heads and looked at it, but we just had breakfast and were on a schedule.
We talked about that black bus for the next three hours, regretting that we didn’t stop. We kept our eyes open for a barbecue place as we drove, and we did find a mediocre one, but we’re all convinced that the mystery bus had the best BBQ and we missed out.
I’ve been trying to redeem that moment ever since.
priestou812
They out here trying to kidnap dads now
timkatt10
And they were never seen again.
PsyAstronaut
Come for the food, stay against your fucking will.
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I’d be more inclined to buy from that guy than someone with a bright shiny truck
Looks more like a meth lab
Honestly you’d either die, or hit another dimension of brisket flavour in this situation.
Nothing in between!
Based on the confidence I’d probably buy one off this guy.
I mean, brisket originally was a poor man’s meat. I’m sure this either kills uou or changes your life
Probably the “$5 Ribeye” truck’s younger brother
Nah, you’ve got it all wrong. The van is encouraging people to smoke brisket.
The adult version of the Econoline with “free candy” on the side. Not falling for this one again
Is this the brisket that you roll up and smoke? I’m in
“Not meth” is probably on the other side.
OP probably was that kid that would get in a van that said “free candy” on the side.
I’m willing to bet they have amongst the best brisket you’ll ever have
That’s either going to mean the best brisket you’ve ever eaten or the worst diarrhea you’ve ever experienced. There is no middle ground here.
It has 99% probability of being the absolute best brisket you’ve ever had in your life. There is also one percent chance that it’s just heroin. Either way, could be a huge win.
This is the equivalent of writing “free candy” but for dads
Id be kidnapped and more pissed about there not being any brisket.
Apparently, I have to go to another location to get the brisket. Seems fishy, but imma trust them on it. Must be really good. Alright, getting into the shuttle van. I’ll post a picture of the brisket when I get it. I’m getting brisket!
https://preview.redd.it/7x7bl9pwn81f1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19144d78ec4536f3fa6a0a8c9028827999723ab9
Is he a prophet, is he commanding me to cook?
I thought those telephone poles were smokestacks
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s the BBQ equivalent of of the minivan selling the worlds greatest tamales
old man trap
Maybe they’re just instructions. It’s good advice, really.
The worse the grammar the better the BBQ.
May as well be a white van with “free candy inside” written with the same creepy vibe.
Probably best brisket you’ll ever have
Man if you would have seen the place I bought my wife and I jerk chicken in Jamaica. It wasn’t like our first time or anything, but just…sketchy.
Holy hell, it was freaking amazing. So savory and tender.
I think it would be ok. Now if it said and candy I’d be very suspicious.
I guess its better than saying “Free Candy”.
At least it doesn’t say Grape Van like in Workaholics
I had some of the best ribs I ever had in a shack off a hiway in Georgia. There was literally 3 guys working on a pickup truck in the “parking lot”. Like on jack stands, guy under the truck working and 2 guys smoking cigs telling him what he’s doing wrong. My only regret is not adding the brisket to my order.
I think this is my barbecue origin story:
1989. I was leaving DC in a van with some friends, and we saw an old crusty black school bus with the sides cut open as a service window, and a smoke stack sticking out of the top. A black sign out by the busy road said ‘BBQ’. There was a long line of neighborhood folks.
We all turned our heads and looked at it, but we just had breakfast and were on a schedule.
We talked about that black bus for the next three hours, regretting that we didn’t stop. We kept our eyes open for a barbecue place as we drove, and we did find a mediocre one, but we’re all convinced that the mystery bus had the best BBQ and we missed out.
I’ve been trying to redeem that moment ever since.
They out here trying to kidnap dads now
And they were never seen again.
Come for the food, stay against your fucking will.